smokepurpp – Bih

[Verse]
All my niggas move, get that pack then I move it
Ridin’ with that heat bih, do that cause I’m me, bih

Smokin’ OG gas, all ’em cookies got me cough
Tell that hoe to eat bih, she say she a freak, bih
hangin’ out the roof 22.
Ridin’ with that heat bih, do that cause I’m me, bih
Tell that hoe to eat bih, she say she a freak, bih
Put a nigga in a coffin
All my niggas shoot
[Break]
Tell that hoe to eat bih, she say she a freak, bih
AK-47 knock him toothless
[Hook]

Ridin’ with that heat bih, do that cause I’m me, bih
Gelato smellin’ like I’m fartin’
Tell that hoe to eat bih, she say she a freak, bih

Tell that hoe to eat bih, she say she a freak, bih
Ridin’ with that heat bih, do that cause I’m me, bih
[Hook]

Ridin’ with that heat bih, do that cause I’m me, bih
Water on me like a dolphin
[Hook]
Knock the gold out his tooth
Lil Purpp, I’m goin’ stupid
Tell that hoe to eat bih, she say she a freak, bih

Ridin’ with that heat bih, do that cause I’m me, bih
Pew pew pew, shoot
Niggas say I’m dumb, I’m goin’ dumb, I’m goin’ stupid
I can’t love no bitch, bitch I ain’t cupid

Jaden Smith – Falcon (feat. Raury)

Nigga said I wasn’t dope
Who really cares, we won’t be there
[Bridge 1: Raury]
You can see all of the stars, constellations
Beautiful (beautiful)
I’m just at home by myself
(No, no I’m ready to go)
I hope wherever you are
I put the bass up in your face
You jokers corny like kettle
And I was gonna sin like people
We bout to hit the road
Who rather bring bottles on bottles
And pass it all around the circle for my day 1 homies
Chill in the club, with a doobie and a cutie
Raury they don’t understand
[Break]

Wherever you go, imma follow
(Dipping it, butterfly, butterfly)
What do you think I’m doing when you’re not around

Where are you now
I’m living a lie, trying to do this right
With the tool in my hand
Leave the money where I can

Well I got a lil vibe, I know they gone judge me
Doo!" Kick in your door, “Doo! Doo!
You got the cash, well I am about to come in and embezzle it
[Skit: News reporter]
I’m never playing bout my bands
You’re feeling it treble
I am not afraid to walk the lonely road
There’s cops on the road, Fuck em
Wherever you go, imma follow
Go mama do your dance
There’s cops on the road, Fuck em
But that’s a necessary evil

Leave my money in advance, the Louie V pants
I rock and roll, I’m heavy metal
Where are you now
Breaking news. There seems to be a high speed police chase, at north bound on the Los Angeles 101 freeway. This is interesting stay tuned There seems to be two cars trying to outrun police officers with falcon winged doors.
There’s cops on the road
There’s cops on the road, Falcon
I’m impatient, you are
When kingdom comes, it all falls down
Bounce (all them cops is on the road)
[Verse 2: Jaden Smith]
Where are you, Where are you now

[Hook: Jaden Smith]

Bounce, Bounce (Cops, Falcon)
Oh only you, can hold me down
We gotta go skrt, hand on the throttle
I reach for the top and never settle
I just roll up the gas
Oh, you acting like you know me
Looking at my life East Atlanta
Seventeen, having problems with all of them models
You should know (you should know)
Pop out the bushes like "Hello!"
I’m an African American a variant to what my city’s like
[Bridge 2: Jaden Smith]
So much better than before
Sitting back, Listening
Where are you now (I’m whipping it)
Cops on the road, Douse em
But now my head is on the road
We had to stick it to the man
My heart is so hollow, I’m high as Apollo
Bounce (got me swerving on the road)

You say you rock, you a pebble
I’m so curious of where we go, oh
I’m on the move
I got you all bouncing, Falcon
The world’s going to hell
My superflow is olympic that I need a medal
[Verse 3: Raury & Jaden Smith]

[Verse 1: Jaden Smith]
Remember when I was so lowkey
That’s just a piece of the plan
Let them hate on this event
(Or out with them girls, oh we both know that doesn’t help me)
I am on a whole ‘nother level
Falcon, Falcon, Fuck em

Lil West – You Know It All

You don’t know me well, I belong in hell
All the shit I did, i’m a trouble kid
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code
Livin’ better, she can get whatever, baby put it all on the visa
You don’t know me well, I belong in hell
Why they like me so, bitch you talk too much
[Verse 1 – Lil West]
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code, yeah
Why they like me so, bitch you talk too much
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code, yeah

I move in the snow, tell me what’s the rush
Other half, yeah my better half, I got hella raff on the sneakas

You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code
All the shit I did, i’m a trouble kid
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code
Give me head, bitch duck duck, she got purple hair like Uzi
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code, yeah

You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code, yeah
Why they like me so, bitch you talk too much

[Hook – Night Lovell]
All the shit I did, i’m a trouble kid
Got ’em tees, getting boxed up like a mothafuckin’ pair of Subies
Same niggas on that hate shit, they the same niggas still sleepin’
Old bitch try to pop off, lil bitch you can’t fool me

You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code, yeah
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code, yeah
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code
You can’t break my code, you can’t break my code
I move in the snow, tell me what’s the rush
Flexin’ with my bestfriend cause her ex man got deleted
Hella tracks, I got hella raps, I might fuck around and go leak ’em
You don’t know me well, I belong in hell
[Verse 2 – Lil West]
On the go when i’m getting dough, nigga get a slice of the pizza
I move in the snow, tell me what’s the rush
Tee up, trynna re-up on everything cause we need it
Smuggle shit, trynna double shit, put the boofbags in the coochie
[Hook – Night Lovell]
Old bitches getting knocked up, niggas catching clips like movies
You ain’t shit you ain’t been shit, nigga stop trynna get a feature
Main bitch in my iPhone cause these lil thots sending nudies

Red raffs look like hot sauce, baby you should wanna come to me
[Hook – Night Lovell]
Suck and fuck, I ain’t fall in love, baby don’t start no rumors

TRCNG – Spectrum (Sub Español, Hangul, Roma)

널 막은 틀을 깨
빛으로 차올라

너를 보여주면 돼
Keep your head up

다가온 new world
길을 잃은 발 앞에
[하영/All] Ring ring 내 맘을 울려
끝없이 번져가 all mine
We on it hit the bang
네 앞에 보여줄게 it’s a new way
Spectrum spectrum
빛으로 태어나게 it’s a new day
널 보는 눈빛까지 선명해졌어
꿈은 현실이 됐고 그 무대를 봐
Keep your head up
Turn on the lights
참지 말고 가로 질러

우리를 불러

나는 아직도 no limit
우리는 저편의 세계를 봐
We’re second to none
[현우/시우] We keep it do this right
[하영/All] Ready to go 끝이 없는 spectrum
Keep keep your head up

열어줘 spectrum
다 거짓부렁에 눈멀어 버리지
하얀 어둠은 no, make it my way

Spectrum 난 백 번이고
You’re my spotlight 시간이 와
자신 있어 더 넓혀

모든 게 완벽해
[하영/All] 세상으로 끝을 향해 달려
넌 찬란히 빛나
널 통해 보인 날 관통한 빛

Bam 그냥 저질러봐
[현우/시우] 이제 넌 내 안의 우주를 봐
우리를 불러
널 통해 보인 날 관통한 빛
We here, begins
태양을 삼켜봐 let’s go straight
파도를 일으켜
열어줘 spectrum
빛으로 태어나게 it’s a new day
변화를 예고해
심장에 꽂힌 넌 유일한 빛
Back in my world
[현우/시우] Time to shine
날 네게 이끈 깊은 파장의 틈
[하영/All] 너와 날 감싸오는 눈앞에 new world
[하영/All] Ring ring 어둠은 깨져
그 빛을 따라 눈 떴지 난
이제부터 새로 시작해 다 걸어봐
Back in my world
[하영/All] 커져 날 뒤흔든 louder 막을 수 없어
Game 시작 우린 monopolized
여긴 발 디딜 공간은 없어
파도를 일으켜
태양을 삼켜봐 let’s go straight
태양을 삼켜봐 let’s go straight

관통 하는 빛을 느껴
[태선/All] 한계를 덮어
[현우/시우] 되찾을 순간이 왔지
거침없이 세상에
[태선/All] 한계를 지워

Up to the sky
널 내게 이끈 이 파장의 틈
빛으로 태어나게 it’s a new day
그 빛에 open the time
휘어진 공간의 틈을 노려
[하영/All] 너와 날 감싸오는 눈앞에 new world
날 믿고 펼쳐봐 you’re my wave
[태선/All] 한계를 덮어
Spectrum spectrum
파도를 일으켜
현실이 너를 조여 숨이 막힐 때
이제 어둠을 삼켜
빛으로 가득 찬 거울 너머

날 네게 이끈 깊은 파장의 틈
나에게 겹쳐와 baby
암흑 속 피는 반짝임이 커져

[하영/All] Ready to go 끝이 없는 spectrum
회색빛 먼지로 덮인 시선
[하영/All] Ring ring 어둠은 깨져
그 앞은 미로 열린 문이 닫혀
날개를 달아줄게

Back in my world
Spectrum spectrum

VARSITY – Can You Come Out Now (Sub Español, Hangul, Roma)

(Come on come on come on)
Baby baby 잠이 안와 심심해
너를 위한 paradise
지금 나올래?

저 달빛 아래
음악은 내가 준비해 (hey)
지금 나올래?
꽉 막힌 스트레스 따윈 모두 잊어
Baby baby 너무 더워 넌 뭐해
별도 따줄 수 있어
빨리 나와 나와
내가 다 들어줄게 (너만의 지니)
오늘은 내가 책임질게 (내가 책임질게)
네게 하고픈 얘기가 많아

뭐든지 말만 해 (tell me baby)
지금 뭐해? 내가 대릴러갈게

(Come on come on come on)
Cool한 바람을 선물할게 (baby 뭘 원해?)
지금 나올래?

우리 둘이 랄랄랄랄라
Baby baby 우리 둘 사이 처럼 뜨거운 gauge
My lady 널 위해서라면
(Come on come on come on)
Baby hot 뜨거 더는 못 참어
너는 뭘 해도 예쁘니까
Hoo (let me say)
너와 나 둘이 함께 (cheers)
Baby 꾸미지 않아도 돼
어울리지 않는 발라드는 빼
지금 당장 나 와나와나와
바람에 날려버려

모두 신나는 BPM (oh)

Baby 꾸미지 않아도 돼
신나는 music 널 위한 party (cheers)
지금 나올래?
Cool한 바람을 선물할게 (baby 뭘 원해?)
지금 나올래?
지금 나올래?
지금 나올래?
이렇게 밤은 깊은데
저 높이 스트라이크 존을 향해 던져
(Come on come on come on)
(Come on come on come on)
유난히 달은 밝은데
너는 그냥 나오기만 하면 돼
지금 나올래?
너는 뭘 해도 예쁘니까

듣고 싶다면 어서 나와봐
(Come on come on come on)
고민 고민하지 마

Hoo
지금 나와 시원한 드라이브 어때
오늘은 내가 책임질게 (내가 책임질게)
내가 대릴러갈게 지금 뭐해?

SEVENTEEN – Change Up (Sub Español, Hangul, Roma)

Change up change up change up
무의식이 이끄는 대로 끄덕여 고개
날 따라 따라 따라 따라 따라 따라
We change up change up change up
우리가 작을 때 쏘아 올린 flare
기분이 바뀌지가 않지 eh
We change up change up change up
(고 있지 yeah)
우린 아직 반도 보여준 적 없잖아
우리 studio 매일 불이 켜져 있네
We change up change up change up
We change up change up change up
원하는 대로 다 하나 둘 이뤄 가
We change up change up change up
(Oh na na na na na yeah)

뭘 들어도 똑같지 eh
매일 매일 매일 쉴 틈 없이 커지고 있지
물구나무 서야 이해할 수 있어 넌
Eh eh eh
우리가 작을 때 쏘아 올린 flare
(고 있지 yeah)
Change up

원하는 대로 다 하나 둘 이뤄 가
We change up change up change up
We change up change up change up

We change up change up change up
날 따라 따라 따라 따라 따라 따라

어떤 곳에서 어떤 느낌일지
(Let me do it again, do it again)
We change up change up change up
세븐틴 비추는 불 꺼지지 않게
어떤 곳에서 어떤 느낌일지
We change up change up change up
Change up change up change up
우리가 작을 때 쏘아 올린 flare
잘 찾아 왔어 이 노래에 right eh
We change up change up change up
우린 아직 반도 보여준 적 없잖아
Change up change up change up

기어 올려 계속 달려 엑셀 밟아야 해
내 손을 잡아 또 다른 세상으로 가자
Change up change up change up
We change up change up change up
우리가 작을 때 쏘아 올린 flare
Change up change up change up
물구나무 서야 이해할 수 있어 넌
우리가 작을 때 쏘아 올린 flare
계속해서 멈출 수 없는 우린 내일이
Change up
뜨거워진 엔진 계속 계속 가열해야 돼
We change up change up change up
Change up change up change up
Change up change up change up

Yeah yeah yeah
We change up change up change up
(Oh na na na na na)
계속 해서 멈출 수 없는 우린 내일이
We change up change up change up

어떤 곳에서 어떤 느낌일지
내 손을 잡아 또 다른 세상으로 가자

매일 매일 매일 쉴 틈 없이 커지고 있지
We change up change up change up
Change up change up change up
We change up change up change up
We change up change up change up

Frank Zappa – Plastic People (Live Special)

Plastic people
And wrecks her hair with some shampoo
You gotta go
You gotta go-UH!
This town is full of plastic creeps
You gotta go
FZ: What about Philadelphia?
You think we’re singing ’bout someone else…
She’s as plastic as she can be
(Sure gonna miss ya)
They got no balls, they got no roots…
If you go for burgers, you’ll love the burgers here. They have some burgers in this place, when you open ’em up, y’know… you hold ’em like this, and go way in the back where nobody can see you… They’re serving burgers in the back! Some people eat them that way. FZ: Please, do yourself a favor and move your short before somebody takes it away.
"Louie Louie" is the same as the other song with one extra note, see? FZ: Now, if you’ll analyze what we’re playing here, if you use your ear and listen, you can learn something about music, y’see? They’re, they’re very closely related and they mean just about the same thing.
Watch the nazis run your town
Me see a neon moon above

Guy #1: A ’54.
You gotta go
Plastic people
Take a day and walk around
FZ: There’s a what?
FZ: There’s a ’54 what?
But you’re plastic people
Plastic people
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I repeat, there is a green Chevy, license number 650 BN in Barry’s lot. Gotta move it. FZ: Alright, there’s a green Chevy, license number 650 BN in Barry’s lot.
A fine little girl, she waits for me
Guy #2: Did you announce the action burgers?
Plastic people
FZ: That’s it!
Then go home and check yourself
Their shoes are brown to match their suits
Guy #1: A ’54 what?
You gotta go
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Guy #4: It’s a cream cheese.

Three nights and days I walk the streets
You gotta go
I searched for years and found no love
I’m sure that love will never be
FZ: What?
Because they’re pPlastic people
You gotta go-UH
You gotta go
Guy #1: It’s a Ford – uhhhh…
Plastic people
Guy #4: Take ’em back to Philadelphia, Frank!
She paints her face with plastic goo
Guy #3: Action burgers…!
(Sure gonna miss ya, bop, bop, bop)
Guy #4: Philadelphia!
Plastic people
A product of plasticity
Guy #1: There’s a ’54 out there too, Frank.

Random Music News for Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Random Music News for Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Bad news: the vault where Prince kept all his tapes is full of mold. More #MeToo fallout: Brand New and With Confidence. The four-day total for Canada is 65,000. Eagles of Death metal played a surprise gig in Paris on the anniversary of the Bataclan massacre. Too many podcasts? Wait–what? We’ll soon be able to unlock our smartphones with our sweat. These are the last places on Earth with no Internet. Taylor Swift’s Reputation album has sold 1.05 million copies in the US in its first four days. YouTube has made a deal with artists to sell concert tickets in America. The manager of Metallica, the Chili Peppers and music, doesn’t like Justin Bieber very much. Compare yourself to these people. What do you get when you cross Elvis and The Evil Dead? Hug your computer today. A Spice Girls reunion: It’s gonna happen. (Thanks to Dave the Beekeeper in Scranton)
But beware: Watching Netflix can give you hemorrhoids. It’s now America’s biggest selling album of the year. See? Are you a super-listener of podcasts? Her no streaming strategy is paying off. Spotify to start selling…makeup? Eminem finally unloaded his Detroit home–but it cost him. Well, I would have laughed at this. It was on this day in 1971 that Intel released the groundbreaking 4004 chip. Apple’s HomePod still hasn’t been released but there are already rumours about HomePod 2.0. You’re just not listening fast enough. This. Here’s what I mean by that. ….and the Spice Girls reunion is off. And now, some music news for November 15. If you haven’t seen the Hip’s Long Time Running documentary yet, it’s just popped up on Netflix–at least on the American version.

More Music From The Inbox 15 Nov 2017 Mansionair, Big Thief, Cool American and More!

More Music From The Inbox 15 Nov 2017 Mansionair, Big Thief, Cool American and More!
Link/Listen/Watch:

Artist: The Flats, “Unviable In Your World”
Album: Auburn In The Everlast

Out of Toledo, Ohio and making me happy
Sounds like: knowing when it really isn’t
Link/Listen/Watch:

Artist: Hasan Hujairi, “Time Plates”
Album: Throat

Talented instrumentalist out of Seoul, South Korea
Sounds like:  being in that endless passage
Link/Listen/Watch:

Artist: Ought, “These 3 Things”
Album: Room Inside The World

Incredible band from Montreal
Sounds like:  vocal and musical heaven
Link/Listen/Watch: Artist: Mansionair, “Astronaut (Something About Your Love)”
Album: N/A

Intriguing sounds from Sydney, Australia
Sounds like:  that ethereal vibe
Link/Listen/Watch:

Artist: Big Thief, “Mythological Beauty”
Album: Capacity

I’m loving this band out of Brooklyn
Sounds like:  the beauty of angst
Link/Listen/Watch:

Artist: Cool American, “Great At Parties”
Album: Infinite Hiatus

The hotbed that is Portland is home
Sounds like:  Aren’t we all, really?

Analyzing the Launch of Taylor Swift’s Reputation Album

Analyzing the Launch of Taylor Swift’s Reputation Album
Taylor and her people are quite brilliant when it comes to marketing an old format. That would generate revenues of about $2.1 million. By November 3, over 400,000 copies had been re-ordered. And now that it’s set to sell 1.4 million copies–well, you can see how smart that decision was. Analysis of previous album releases told Taylor’s people that if Reputation was made available to stream, tracks from the album would be streamed around 200,000. Anything beyond that would be very, very profitable–far more profitable than had streaming been available at the time of the album’s release. That will be 1.4 million CDs, vinyl records and digital downloads and will not include any of that weird “track equivalency” weirdness that comes with streaming. How have they managed to get Swifties to get excited about parting with their allowances for a piece of plastic or a digital download? It worked. First of all, no one has ever sold a million copies of an album in its first week when the album was also available on Spotify. The industry talk this Monday is how any copies of Reputation Taylor Swift will sell this week. At the moment, it’s on pace to sell somewhere around 1.4 million units in the US alone, a stunning number in the age of declining CD sales and the rise of streaming. In Tay-Tay’s case, fans were incentivized to become verified (and to battle for a spot in the queue for tickets for her upcoming tour) by pre-ordering Reputation. So how did her people do it? The Withholding Gamble
Deciding to keep Reputation off the streaming services was easy once you did the math. The “Verified Fan” Gambit
Ticketmaster’s new “Verified Fan” program is designed to allow actual human beings first dibs on concert tickets while keeping the ticket-buying bots away.   However, if the album was kept from streaming, it would only have to sell 300,000 copies to make that same $2.1 million. That’s because Reputation is not streaming at all. It’s being held back from Spotify et al until the buying frenzy settles down.

New Stone Temple Pilots! With the New Singer!

His identity was unveiled at a show in LA last night. He’s 41 and from Michigan. The Stone Temple Pilots have just released their first single with their new singer. (Thanks to Wes in Lahore!) This came out around 7 am EST this morning–and it’s pretty damn good. The STP sound is definitely there. The new singer is (as rumoured) Jeff Gutt, a former X Factor star and one-time member of a nu-metal band called Dry Cell.
With the New Singer! New Stone Temple Pilots!

Geeks and Beats Podcast, Episode 153: Don’t Stop Believin’

Geeks and Beats Podcast, Episode 153: Don’t Stop Believin’
Maybe a little bit, but admit it: Everybody’s sung along with Steve Perry at some point in their lives. And I hope you’ll agree this week’s cover is adorable:
(co-producers Michael Boulet, Stephanie Hopkins, Kevin Waghorn)
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Amazon’s Alexa is Now Available in Canada

Amazon’s Alexa is Now Available in Canada
Echo Dot: $49.99 (regular $69.99). Effective today, all three Alexa-enable devices (Echo, Echo Dot, and Echo Plus) are available in this country for pre-order. Prices are as follows:

Amazon Echo: $99.99 to start (regular price is $129.99). Echo Plus: $169.99 (regular $199.99)

And if you want to add Alexa to your car, try this thing. Compare that to the price of a Google Home unit at $179.99. As of today, though, Canada finally gets in on the act. Again, that’s substantially cheaper than the Google Mini. Amazon’s Echo line of smart speakers (powered by the AI assistant Alexa) was the first to market, but only in the US and the UK. And let’s not forget that Apple’s HomePods will be here next month. Now Google Home (which is what I have throughout my house) is going to get some competition. Your move, Google.

Random Music News for Thursday, November 16, 2017

Random Music News for Thursday, November 16, 2017
Guns ‘N Roses + Dave Grohl = This. Turns out that Steely Dan’s co-founder, Walter Becker, died of an aggressive form of esophageal cancer. Another look at the opera singer that’s singing higher (as in pitch) than anyone in the last 137 years. Uh-oh. It looks like former Faith No More singer Chuck Mosley died of a heroin overdose. The First Church of AI. It was quite the scandal. Taylor Swift dropped into a Target store to buy her own album. This “no pop” thing is really becoming A Thing. Want a piece of John Lennon real estate? And now, some music news for November 16. This Egyptian singer has banned for “mocking the River Nile.“
Coldplay’s Chris Martin is going to guest on Modern Family. Linkin Park is going to release a live album featuring Chester Bennington’s last live performances. The “Despacito Effect.” About 45% of the top videos on YouTube feature Latin artists. Try this. It was on this day in 1990 that Milli Vanilli was stripped of their Grammy Award because they didn’t actually sing on their records. Drake: Tough guy. If Justin Timberlake is going to play the Super Bowl halftime show, then Janet Jackson also deserves another chance.

The Countries with the Worst Internet Service on Earth

The Countries with the Worst Internet Service on Earth
We expect the Internet to be available to us everywhere because we’re always online. There are some places on the planet where you cannot get service–or at least service that’s very useful. But the Internet is not universal yet. Do you freak out when a page takes more than two seconds to load? And we expect our Internet access to be lightning fast. I do. Then again, that might be a good thing. According to a brand new Statscan Survey, over 98% of Canadians use the Internet daily, mostly through smartphones (76% of us have them), laptops (71%) or tablets (54%). According to Akamai (via The Telegraph), there are 35 countries in which less than 20% of the population uses or has access to the Internet because of poor (or lack of) infrastructure. Congo
Malawi
Zimbabwe
Zambia
Namibia
Madagascar
Mozambique
Angola
Yemen
Pakistan
Turkmenistan
Nepal
India
Bangladesh
Sri Lanka
Myanmar
Indonesia I could go for an unconnected beach vacation in Sri Lanka or Nicaragua…

Guatemala
Honduras
Nicaragua
El Salvador
Senegal
Burkina Faso
Mali
Ghana
Cote d’Ivoire
Benin
Algeria
Libya
Sudan
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Cameroon
Uganda
Rwanda
D.R. If you find yourself in any of these countries, don’t expect to be able to YouTube cat videos. Truly a first world problem.