Ted Cruz was in KISS? No, but…

Ted Cruz was in KISS? No, but…
Remember when Donald Trump insinuated that Ted Kruz’s father was somehow implicated in the assassination of JFK? (Via The Hill) But such is American politics. That and the fact that he sucked at drums and as a person, too.#BetoForTexas #BetoForSenate @BetoORourke pic.twitter.com/LfN8dwSfeU
— Matt Johnson (@HotPockets4All) October 8, 2018

Not really, of course. Now comes a slightly less plausible conspiracy theory that says Teddy was the drummer in KISS but was kicked out for not wearing makeup. Rock historians site Ted Cruz’s decision to go without makeup as the primary reason he was kicked out of KISS.