Get An Earful: Stranded at The Opera House

Little Boxer sounds like my kind of straight-ahead rock ‘n’ roll who wouldn’t be afraid to change up genres, not unlike The White Stripes when bluesy punk tracks from the year 2000 breakthrough De Stijl blew Torontonians’ minds. Wait, I must have the ’50s drive-in where Sandy ditched Danny Zuko confused with iconic Toronto concert venue The Opera House, scene for this year’s Stranded Fest on Saturday, August 11th. (Sugar!)
Git yer last-minute tix to Stranded Fest here. Finally, not sure Deadwinter’s guttural, Damian Abraham-meets-George Pettit growling is the best fit in terms of Fall Out Boy’s emotionally charged screams, although they should definitely do “Saturday”, as that’s when this is all goin’ down. Well, how about instead of debating what would be your deserted island discs, a thousand buoys and gulls were landlocked inside a 100+-year-old former vaudeville theatre experiencing once-in-a-lifetime cover sets by amazing local bands? Seaway’s animated brand of pop-punk matches well with Weezer. Darenots mash up hip-hop, reggae, trap and rock, all of which will come in handy if they are to faithfully pay tribute to The Offspring, who graced The Opera House with their rowdy presence in both 1993 and 1994 (promoting Ignition and Smash, respectively). It features “original” songs from the Greater Toronto Area groups that will be performing for listeners to get to know them, as well as one by each of the legendary alternative artists being imitated as a form of flattery. What’s even cooler IMO is how four of the six acts to be covered are Opera House alumni! By the time the latter played the grand old lady on Queen Street East in late 1994, everyone – and I mean everyone – seemed to know all the words to their much-beloved Blue Album. It’s a pretty innovative concept now in its third go-around courtesy of founders Zachary Richman and Martin Perez, as is this Soundsgood playlist. Not sure that’s a prerequisite for getting to tackle Red Hot Chili Peppers; I’d personally love to hear a lesser-known sexy funk jam off of the classic Blood Sugar Sex Magik, wouldn’t you all? That, and you don’t need a Spotify, Apple Music or even YouTube premium account to enjoy these tunes. Sayyy, isn’t that a song from Grease? Satanic Mills take the honour of having the coolest band name on this lineup. Ahoy hoy, what the devil is Stranded Fest, you ask? The Look Back Now had better put their power pop hooks and harmonies into overdrive, as they have the arduous task of replicating The Killers’ whirlwind energy on Hot Fuss when they first blew into town circa 2004.
Get An Earful: Stranded at The Opera House