In the market for some BDSM headphones for the dungeon? Good news!

Approx. Oh. Use of the product by a user is at the user’s own risk and peril. Here is the description. Then again, how many times have you wished you had headphone music during BDSM play? Tonal stitching. D-ring hardware at face. In association with the product, SSENSE makes no warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, of title, or of non-infringement of third party rights. Twin adjustable post-stud fastenings at collar. In no case shall the information be considered a part of our terms and conditions of sale. Studded detailing throughout. Available exclusively at SSENSE. So $6,450 for a set of BSDM headphones that you’re not supposed to use. Stand down on The Gimp. Silver-tone hardware. Structured buffed leather cage-style headpiece in black. Ever. Part of the Fleet Ilya x Arca collaboration. Made of the finest leather in the UK, the Exclusive Black Arca Edition Tormenta Cage Headphone Head Piece sells for $6,450. This torture is too much.  
  SSENSE has heard those cries. The company has manufactured a one-size-fits-all BDSM headphone getup. There’s no end to the silly expensive things companies will sell to silly people with too much money. The product in this page is being sold to you exclusively as an art object and is provided as is without any guarantees or warranty. 12″ height x 8″ diameter. Integrated over-the-ear headphones featuring suede-covered cushioned ear pads, detachable post-stud cinch tab, remote, and 1.25 metre cable. Without it, it’s torture, right? Get The Gimp, right? No representations or warranties, either express or implied, of merchantability, fitness for a specific purpose, the products to which the information mentions may be used without infringing the intellectual property rights of others, or of any other nature are made with respect to information or the product to which information mentions.
Good news! In the market for some BDSM headphones for the dungeon?