Eminem – Framed

[Chorus]
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin’ was wrong
I know these words are so nutty
Got nothin’ to do with me
I’m almost certain I was framed
But I’m just here to entertain
Three personalities burstin’ out of me, please beware
[Verse 2]
I think I can explain
She’s unaware in no underwear, she’s completely bare
But I’m just here to entertain
Second murder with no recollection of it
Chop her up, put her body parts
When I break in your basement
I know these words are so nutty
He’s There’s a missing person, so what?
Got nothin’ to do with me
I think I can explain
Girl, that motherfuckin’ baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
Blatant sexual implications are continuin’ to get thrown
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?

Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
Facin’ the door, remainin’ patient while stayin’ complacent

Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she’s decals
‘Cause the disassembled body
Just escaped from the state pen
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
Got nothin’ to do with me
For [edited] eight women who hate men
If you get scratched because your DNA’ll
Think I’m becomin’ a monster ’cause of the drugs that I’m on
I ain’t murdered nobody
Don’t make it no weirder, I’m naked
But when murdering females
Her TV blares, can’t hear the creaking stairs
Please just give me one minute
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin’ like your college roommate
I know what this looks like, officers
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Donald Duck’s on, there’s a Tonka Truck in the yard
I’m almost certain I was framed
Under your baby’s play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
I know what this looks like, officers
I said "I’m here to do sink repairs."
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde

[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
But hey man, I was framed
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
There’s a missing person, so what? He’s
[Verse 1]
You’ll get the hint, ho: I’m in your window

I’m wanted for questioning
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort’s "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
Memory’s too fucked to remember, destructive temper
Spotted me inside McDonald’s Tuesday
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
I think I can explain
‘Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
Collectin’ newspaper articles, cuttin’ out sections from it
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
He’s There’s a missing person, so what?
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
I know what this looks like, officers
Man, he hears you, I don’t think he cares
Please just give me one minute
Be all up under her fingernails
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
I know these words are so nutty
But I’m just here to entertain
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
Still on the loose, they
Please just give me one minute

In front of Steven Avery’s trailer and leave ’em there
I’m almost certain I was framed
I ain’t murdered nobody
Must go above and beyond, ’cause it’s incumbent upon me
But hey man, I was framed
How come your shirt is so bloody?
I ain’t murdered nobody
[Chorus]
I was framed
In a verse and be charged with first degree
No, officer, you see …
Cut my public defender’s jugular then stuck him up in a blender
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene