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How can I get a doctor to prescribe HGH for me?

I’m 5’6
My father is 5’11. My mother is 5’1

I’m done growing.

And I’m too short for my height. I realized I haven’t grown in 3 years. I’m 17 about to be 18. How can I get a doctor to prescribe HGH for me? I am NOT happy with my height. HGH has effect on ALL ages. I want to be at LEAST 6’1

Anything else is UNACCEPTABLE.

Chosen Answer:

You do know it’s an experimental drug. Side effects include: painful erections, elongated toe nails, liver necrosis, buttocks bandation, pre mature death, sudden and unexplainable shrinkage, penial shrinkage, hepatitis B; C and X (the most deadly of the three), extreme hunger, cravings for iodine, slight mental unravelling, fore score and twain menstrual periods per month, and possible regicide in Bel Air. In extreme cases, it has been noted that sexual attraction to large hair covered mammals, loss of motor skills, accent changes, green faeces and/or anal swelling and tenderness of the anus.

Besides, you’re short and I’m not. In my professional opinion: Ha-ha.
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4 Responses to “How can I get a doctor to prescribe HGH for me?”

  1. Fire Walk With Me
    09:25, 12.07.2011

    “And I’m too short for my height.” lol
    Sorry… can’t help myself haha

  2. Mazer Patrovski
    09:25, 12.07.2011

    You realize HGH doesn’t work, right? If you’re so vain as to restort to poisoning yourself in a futile attempt to gain height, you don’t deserve to be among us tall people.

  3. ABguy1
    09:25, 12.07.2011

    you can’t. you’re height is completely normal. deal with it y’weirdo

  4. Trollface69
    09:46, 12.07.2011

    You do know it’s an experimental drug. Side effects include: painful erections, elongated toe nails, liver necrosis, buttocks bandation, pre mature death, sudden and unexplainable shrinkage, penial shrinkage, hepatitis B; C and X (the most deadly of the three), extreme hunger, cravings for iodine, slight mental unravelling, fore score and twain menstrual periods per month, and possible regicide in Bel Air. In extreme cases, it has been noted that sexual attraction to large hair covered mammals, loss of motor skills, accent changes, green faeces and/or anal swelling and tenderness of the anus.

    Besides, you’re short and I’m not. In my professional opinion: Ha-ha.